I've gotten deep enough into Canada to hear their distinct speech patterns,
the classic "sorry"s and "eh"s are accurate. I love how they twist their
vowels.
I had taken this moment to capture some thoughts that I hadn't had a chance
to write down yet:
- Back in the boonies of Minnesota, power line poles had signs posted:
"Do not climb! High voltage." And I thought to myself, only in a place
like this would a sign like that be necessary! Of course these
people would try to climb those poles.
- When I first came into Canada, power line poles had signs posted:
"Caution! Look Up! Power Lines Above." And I thought to myself, how tall
are these Canadians??
- Michigan has super lax booze laws. Convenience stores are lined with
enormous walls of liquor. Canada is the opposite--alcohol is unavailable
in stores. You have to go to a "Beer Store" for beer and I don't even
know where they keep the liquor.
- I passed through a town in Michigan and below the welcome sign was
the town's two claims to fame. The second of these was "2010 Girls
Bowling Runners Up". What a strange claim to fame... they weren't even
the 2010 Girls Bowling champs. Later in the day I went through a town
that similarly displayed their accomplishments: "2012 Girls Bowling
Champions". Girls Bowling must be unbelievably competitive in
Michigan.
- In Canada, I biked past a sign: "Blind Person Area". I wonder if the
blind person is aware that the sign is there. Later I saw a "Deaf Child
Area" sign. Canadians are a thoughtful people.