- <p>I can no longer be the best thing West of the Mississippi. Because I am no longer
- West of the Mississippi.</p>
- <p>I saw a fox eat a bunny rabbit. The roadkill in this area is ... turtles.</p>
- <p>A woman in this area was concerned for my safety and gave me pepper
- spray. I would carry it with me until it was later confiscated at the Canadian border.</p>
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